NEON GORILLA

Welcome to
The Neon Gorilla
The Jungle

Your AI-native marketing partner

Business owners, we know AI can feel bewildering. We'll make sure you're not left behind.

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Thanks so much Gorillas, we couldn't do it without you
Victoria Landsmann, Senior Content Manager, monday.com

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What we build

10X YOUR OUTBOUND WITHOUT 10X THE HEADCOUNT

AI researches every prospect, drafts in your voice and engages them on your own LinkedIn and email, every working day. You approve from your phone. The meetings land in your diary.

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What the engine does, who it does it to, and what shows up in your calendar.

The engine

One funnel, running itself

A LinkedIn tab, a spreadsheet, an inbox and somebody's memory. We join them into one chain and run it. Every handoff below is where a person loses the thread.

  1. 01

    The list

    Your ideal buyer, signed off by you. Not ten thousand names.

  2. 02

    Enrichment

    A name becomes a verified email and a reason to write this week.

  3. 03

    AI research

    An agent reads their actual situation and drafts in your voice.

  4. 04

    LinkedIn

    Your own account, human pace, your name on it.

  5. 05

    Email

    The same conversation, continued in the inbox.

  6. 06

    Booked

    Replies handled, meeting in your calendar.

I've never had somebody make an appointment with me like that ever. What a turn-up that was last night, I'd gone to bed and all of a sudden I had a meeting booked, the first one. I committed to a sale quicker than I ever have done.
Damien McFaul, Managing Director, Blayde Recruitment
The arsenal

Systems, not services.

Two packages under AI Sales. Start with the outbound, add the CRM when the first one is paying for itself.

Live in 24 hours
Package one

AI LinkedIn Outbound

For anyone whose pipeline lives on LinkedIn and stops the week they get busy.

  • Your ideal buyer defined with you and signed off before anything sends
  • An agent that reads each prospect's situation, not their job title
  • Every message queued for your approval before it goes

Real conversations started every week without you running the outreach.

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Live in 2 weeks
Package two

Agentic CRM

For teams who want the whole funnel in one place, and a pipeline they trust.

  • Everything in AI LinkedIn Outbound, plus your own inboxes
  • Enrichment chained in, so a name becomes a verified email and a reason to write
  • One sequence across both channels, in a CRM that updates its own records

Every conversation in one pipeline, and a forecast you believe.

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The difference

The same job, done by a system

What changes, task by task, when outbound stops depending on somebody having a good week.

Research
Open the profile, read it, work out if they are even the right person.
Every prospect researched at the same depth, every time.
Finding the email
Guess the format, check a tool, give up on the ones that bounce.
A LinkedIn name becomes a verified inbox.
Writing
The first ten are good. The next forty sound like the first ten.
The fortieth is written as carefully as the first.
Follow-up
Day four is fine. Day eleven is where it quietly stops.
Runs the whole sequence across LinkedIn and email without being reminded.
A busy week
The first thing dropped, exactly when you are winning.
No bad weeks, no holidays, no month where delivery took over.
Booking
Four emails to find a slot, and the interest cools.
Handled, and placed in your calendar.
What it costs you
The hours that were supposed to win next quarter's work.
Built once around your business, then it runs.

What it does not do: replace you. It removes the hours, not the judgement, and the judgement is what your buyers turn up for.

Numbers

Every account we run, all time. Not a forecast. The database.

3,493
Conversations started
161
Interested replies
45
Meetings booked
16
Accounts running

Checked against the database on 17 August 2026

Frequently Asked Questions

What does it cost?

One simple monthly fee per system, everything included: setup, training, your own database, and the AI running daily. No long contracts, cancel monthly.

What is the guarantee?

Twenty interested leads, or your money back. An interested lead is somebody who books a meeting with you, or who answers an inbox saying they are interested, and the engine marks it at the time so you can see the count in your dashboard rather than take our word for it at the end. If you are short of twenty, you stop paying and we keep the campaigns running until you get there. If we cannot get you there, you get your money back. The only thing we need from you is that you call the interested leads while they are still warm.

Is my LinkedIn account safe?

The AI runs on your own account through your native connection, and you approve every message before it sends. No ghost accounts, no scraping, no bulk tools. Restriction rate across client accounts is near zero.

Do I have to write anything?

No. The AI drafts every message in your voice, from LinkedIn replies to email follow-ups. Your job is a few minutes of approvals a day and taking the calls that get booked.

How fast is it live?

Setup takes about 30 minutes of your time, the system is live within 7 days, and your first campaign is running within 24 hours of the setup call.