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NEON GORILLA
AI Sales for busy founders

AI SALES THAT BOOKS YOUR MEETINGS

You are brilliant at the actual work. The pipeline is the bit that slips the week you get busy, and it never really recovers. So I built an AI sales engine that runs the outreach for you, on your own LinkedIn, in your voice, and nothing sends until you have approved it.

SEE IT IN 60 SECONDS

What the engine actually does, who it does it to, and what shows up in your calendar at the end of it.

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EXAMPLE AI OUTBOUND CONVERSATIONS

Watch it happen. The AI opens on your own LinkedIn, the prospect replies, it handles the question, a call gets booked. Every message was yours to approve.

Neon Gorilla
AI Sales agent
on your LinkedIn, you approve every send
Your brief to the agent
Ask a marketing question about their niche pain point, show how firms like theirs use AI for a reliable pipeline, and offer to audit their current practices over a call.
You brief the agent, it drafts in your voice, you approve, it sends.

36%

acceptance, on average

across our accounts, vs 35% typical

56%

acceptance, tightly targeted

an example, not the norm: varies by industry, offer and company

521

conversations in 12 days

one recruitment firm

13

meetings booked

in a client's first month

WHY THEY LAND

  • It opens on something real. A new hire, a growth move, a signal that is actually true for them. One relevant line, never a spray.
  • It goes where others won't. The boring, specific niches convert best. Construction sees 56% of connections accepted against a 35% average. Same effort, far better lists.
  • It handles the pushback. Not sure it is worth it? You get the maths in your own numbers. Think you could build it yourself? I show you the real work: the schema, the approval gates, the pacing.
  • It qualifies for you. The right questions move good fits forward and screen the rest out, so your time goes on the calls that matter.
  • The numbers are mine, not a case study.A 36% reply rate against LinkedIn's 10.3% average, from 521 real conversations. That is your likely future, not a promise on a slide.
What the current way costs

HOW MUCH OF YOUR YEAR GOES ON CHASING?

Not a forecast of what I'd do for you. Your numbers, and what they add up to over a year of carrying on exactly as you are. Move the sliders to whatever is true for your firm.

Hours a week finding and chasing new business10

Sourcing lists, writing the messages, the follow-ups, updating the spreadsheet.

People doing it2
Your average client value£5,000
Clients you'd win with that time back2

Your call entirely. I have no idea what your close rate is, so I am not going to pretend otherwise.

920
hours a year, on chasing
That is 25 working weeks of your team, every year, spent on the part a system can do.
736
hours back a year
98
working days back
And on your own numbers
£10,000
2 more clients at £5,000, won with the time you got back.

The hours are arithmetic on what you typed. The £10,000 is your assumption, not my promise: I do not know your market or your close rate. What I do know is the 736 hours, because that part is mine to deliver.

I'll email you these numbers and results from firms like yours
How the pipeline actually runs

Warm outreach, run by AI, with you on the trigger

Cold plus AI plus volume is the trap that wrecks your domain and your name. Warm plus AI plus your judgment is where it actually pays. Here is the exact flow that turns a target list into a booked client, all of it on your own accounts, every message yours to approve.

The AI Sales orchestration flow: build the target list, Claude drafts each message, connect on your own LinkedIn, you approve and the conversation opens, multi-channel email and LinkedIn follow-up, then a booked call and a new client.
  1. 01

    I build the list with you

    The spreadsheet was never really a CRM. We start with a tight, real target list you sign off on, not a ten-thousand-name blast. Warm first, judgment first, before a single message gets written.

  2. 02

    The AI drafts every message in your voice

    The first draft is written from the prospect's actual world, in your tone. It reads like you on a good day, not like the AI outreach the whole market has already learned to ignore.

  3. 03

    It connects from your own LinkedIn

    Your real account, at human pace. No bot patterns, no account risk. The relationship is yours, and it always looks like you reaching out, because it is.

  4. 04

    You approve, then it opens the conversation

    Every message is yours to approve before it sends. A quality gate on every touch, the way a good SDR would run it, so it never sounds like a bot and never stops the week you get slammed.

  5. 05

    Follow-up across channels, on repeat

    Email, then LinkedIn, then email. Eighty percent of replies come after the third touch, so it keeps going long after you would have quietly given up. Single channel loses every time.

  6. 06

    A booked call, then a client

    Qualified conversations land in your inbox and on your calendar. That is the only number that matters, and it is the one you judge the first week on.

No spam cannon. No lock-in. It runs on your accounts, you approve every message, and you can walk any month. The numbers you see here are my own live campaigns.

The full walkthrough

THE WHOLE THING, IN FIVE MINUTES

The 60-second cut is the pitch. This is the walkthrough: the engine running end to end, the messages it drafts, where you approve, and what lands in your pipeline. No slides, just the actual system.

No promises, just proof

I WON'T GUARANTEE YOU CLIENTS.

Everyone in this market promises you meetings. I can't honestly promise what your market, your offer and your close rate will do, and I'd rather say so than sell you a number. What I can do is make finding out cheap: run it on your own account for 7 days, free, approve every message before it sends, and judge it on what actually lands in your calendar. 521 conversations and 6 booked meetings in 12 days for one recruitment firm. That happened. It is not a promise that it happens to you.

WHAT 90 DAYS LOOKS LIKE*

  • ~1,950connection requests sent to your ideal clients
  • ~585new first-degree connections (30% acceptance)
  • ~115real conversations started
  • 8-12qualified meetings booked
  • 1-2new clients expected (we guarantee the first)

*Per LinkedIn account, projected from my standard delivery chain at the acceptance and reply rates I actually see. It is arithmetic, not a forecast of your result.

WHAT'S RUNNING FOR YOU

  • Canopy LinkedIn agent on your own account, every message approved by you
  • Email follow-up engine on your own inboxes (multi-account supported)
  • Your own CRM pipeline database, yours, not rented
  • Claude control layer: daily drafts, meeting agendas, weekly reporting
  • Setup, ICP build and training included, live within 7 days
The Neon Gorilla approving the morning's drafted messages over coffee
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RESULTS FROM THE WILD

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PROOF

521 CONVERSATIONS IN 12 DAYS

    One recruitment firm. Their own LinkedIn account, our AI running it: 521 conversations, 52 interested prospects and 6 booked meetings in 12 days.

    Last month the same system booked 30 meetings for our own pipeline.

    • On your account, in your voice
    • Every message approved by you
    • Live within 7 days

PROOF, NOT PROMISES

Your designs are so good!
Alison Jellicoe, CMO, ChooseMyCar
I've never had somebody make an appointment with me like that ever. What a turn-up that was last night, I'd gone to bed and all of a sudden I had a meeting booked, the first one. I committed to a sale quicker than I ever have done.
Damien McFaul, Managing Director, Blayde Recruitment
Thanks so much Gorillas, we couldn't do it without you
Victoria Landsmann, Senior Content Manager, monday.com
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What to expect

WHAT WORKING WITH US IS LIKE

We partner with companies that:

Treat content as a business asset, care about accuracy and credibility, and are willing to fix foundations before scaling.

We’re not a one-off project shop. We’re not cheap volume. We build things that last.

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WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU

Your Place in the Jungle

This isn’t for everyone.

Clear Communication

The jungle is unpredictable, but your communication shouldn’t be. Keep the lines open, respond quickly, and don’t hold back. We expect you to be as invested in this process as we are.

Decisive feedback

We’ve been navigating this digital wilderness for years, and we’ve developed strategies that deliver results. Trust the process, even when the path looks wild. True growth comes from letting go.

Trust once direction is set

Once we agree the direction, let the system run. The data decides what changes next, and you see everything it does before it goes anywhere.

We’ll challenge weak ideas.

We’ll stop work that doesn’t make sense.

We’ll protect quality even when it slows things down.

I am ready

Frequently Asked Questions

What does it cost?

One simple monthly fee per system, everything included: setup, training, your own database, and the AI running daily. No long contracts, cancel monthly.

How does the 90-day guarantee work?

We owe you 1 client. If you don't sign a new client in your first 90 days of AI Sales, Canopy is free until you do: you stop paying and we keep working. The only condition is following the process, including calling your interested leads.

Is my LinkedIn account safe?

The AI runs on your own account through your native connection, and you approve every message before it sends. No ghost accounts, no scraping, no bulk tools. Restriction rate across client accounts is near zero.

Do I have to write anything?

No. The AI drafts every message in your voice, from LinkedIn replies to email follow-ups. Your job is a few minutes of approvals a day and taking the calls that get booked.

How fast is it live?

Setup takes about 30 minutes of your time, the system is live within 7 days, and your first campaign is running within 24 hours of the setup call.