NEON GORILLA

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The Neon Gorilla
The Jungle

Your AI-native marketing partner

Business owners, we know AI can feel bewildering. We'll make sure you're not left behind.

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What we build

10X YOUR OUTBOUND WITHOUT 10X THE HEADCOUNT

AI researches every prospect, drafts in your voice and engages them on your own LinkedIn and email, every working day. You approve from your phone. The meetings land in your diary.

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What the engine does, who it does it to, and what shows up in your calendar.

The engine

One funnel, running itself

A LinkedIn tab, a spreadsheet, an inbox and somebody's memory. We join them into one chain and run it. Every handoff below is where a person loses the thread.

  1. 01

    The list

    Your ideal buyer, signed off by you. Not ten thousand names.

  2. 02

    Enrichment

    A name becomes a verified email and a reason to write this week.

  3. 03

    AI research

    An agent reads their actual situation and drafts in your voice.

  4. 04

    LinkedIn

    Your own account, human pace, your name on it.

  5. 05

    Email

    The same conversation, continued in the inbox.

  6. 06

    Booked

    Replies handled, meeting in your calendar.

I've never had somebody make an appointment with me like that ever. What a turn-up that was last night, I'd gone to bed and all of a sudden I had a meeting booked, the first one. I committed to a sale quicker than I ever have done.
Damien McFaul, Managing Director, Blayde Recruitment
The arsenal

Systems, not services.

Two packages under AI Sales. Start with the outbound, add the CRM when the first one is paying for itself.

Live in 24 hours
Package one

AI LinkedIn Outbound

For anyone whose pipeline lives on LinkedIn and stops the week they get busy.

  • Your ideal buyer defined with you and signed off before anything sends
  • An agent that reads each prospect's situation, not their job title
  • Every message queued for your approval before it goes

Real conversations started every week without you running the outreach.

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Live in 2 weeks
Package two

Agentic CRM

For teams who want the whole funnel in one place, and a pipeline they trust.

  • Everything in AI LinkedIn Outbound, plus your own inboxes
  • Enrichment chained in, so a name becomes a verified email and a reason to write
  • One sequence across both channels, in a CRM that updates its own records

Every conversation in one pipeline, and a forecast you believe.

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Recent wins

Want to grow? Speak to more of the right people.

We isolated one campaign on our own pipeline: 3 of the team, 3 accounts, three months. Every prospect who said they were interested got a phone call. 65 of those 98 calls became a demo.

5,950
people added
752
conversations
13% of people added
98
said they were interested
13% of conversations
98
phoned, every one of them
100% of interested prospects
65
1-2-1 online demos booked
66% of the calls we made

One campaign across 3 of our own LinkedIn accounts, run by 3 of the team over three months. Read from Canopy, read by Ben on 3 September 2026. Our numbers, not a client's, and not a forecast of yours.

What we send, and what comes back

Real threads from those accounts, quoted word for word. Names, companies and links removed, timestamps kept.

One line, two hours
  1. Us9 Jun 2026, 11:33

    Have you considered AI-powered LinkedIn outreach?

  2. Fractional CMO, fintech and AI9 Jun 2026, 13:38

    hello! yes, but Sound still interesting to see new tools

  3. Us10 Jun 2026, 09:25

    Great! I would love to show you how ours operates. Perhaps you'd like to have a demo/call soon?

The signal

Replied in two hours, already buying in the category, and openly shopping. Someone using a tool they are lukewarm about is an easier call than someone using nothing.

Tagged interested. Demo offered same day.

They asked the price
  1. Us29 May 2026, 12:02

    Have you considered AI-powered LinkedIn outreach?

  2. Us31 May 2026, 11:40

    Can I show you how I do it?

  3. Founder and CEO, software and research31 May 2026, 13:02

    Sure what's the cost?

The signal

Nobody asks the price of a thing they are not buying. An unprompted cost question is the shortest strong signal in the whole dataset, and it came 82 minutes after the follow-up.

Tagged interested. Priced on the thread, then a call.

They named their own gap
  1. Us2 May 2026, 16:07

    Are you currently using LinkedIn to find new clients, or is most of your business coming through referrals at the moment?

  2. Founder, digital agency2 May 2026, 16:19

    My pleasure. 👌 Mostly referals and trusted clients. LinkedIn, maybe 15%. It really should be a lot more. How about you?

  3. Us2 May 2026, 17:00

    Would you be open to a brief call to see if we can help you scale that 15%?

The signal

They put a number on the gap and then said it was too small, without being asked. That is the prospect writing your call agenda for you.

Call booked. They are a client, and their campaigns run on our engine today.

Right message, right week
  1. Us6 Jun 2026, 18:15

    Have you considered AI-powered LinkedIn outreach?

  2. Founder, B2B services6 Jun 2026, 18:28

    Funny you say that. I'm building out my hubspot setup!

  3. Us7 Jun 2026, 13:54

    I've got a pretty nice setup at the moment, auto-populating demo meetings, follow ups and onboarding. Would love to chat sometime, are you free tomorrow?

  4. Founder, B2B services8 Jun 2026, 16:00

    Hey, I can do tomorrow morning at 11am of that works.

The signal

Thirteen minutes to reply, and they were mid-build on the exact problem. Timing is not luck at this volume: send enough relevant openers and you land in somebody's project week.

Meeting booked off the thread, no calendar link needed.

Calling the right people at the right time

Ring a stranger and the published benchmark says 4.6% of the conversations you actually get produce a meeting, at about 370 dials each. Ring somebody who has already replied saying they are interested and ours came out at 66%. Same people making the calls. The difference is not the calling, it is everything that happens before the phone is picked up.

4.6%
cold call to meetingringing a stranger, published benchmark
66%
our call to meetingringing the 98 who said they were interested
14x
the gapwhat qualifying first is worth

Benchmark: Belkins B2B Cold Calling Benchmarks 2026, 175,000+ dials logged across 2025. Ours: 65 demos from 98 calls, every one of them to a prospect who had already said they were interested, out of 5,950 people added over three months. That is one demo for every 92 people we put into the top of the funnel, so the calling is the easy part.

The difference

The same job, done by a system

What changes, task by task, when outbound stops depending on somebody having a good week.

Research
Open the profile, read it, work out if they are even the right person.
Every prospect researched at the same depth, every time.
Finding the email
Guess the format, check a tool, give up on the ones that bounce.
A LinkedIn name becomes a verified inbox.
Writing
The first ten are good. The next forty sound like the first ten.
The fortieth is written as carefully as the first.
Follow-up
Day four is fine. Day eleven is where it quietly stops.
Runs the whole sequence across LinkedIn and email without being reminded.
A busy week
The first thing dropped, exactly when you are winning.
No bad weeks, no holidays, no month where delivery took over.
Booking
Four emails to find a slot, and the interest cools.
Handled, and placed in your calendar.
What it costs you
The hours that were supposed to win next quarter's work.
Built once around your business, then it runs.

What it does not do: replace you. It removes the hours, not the judgement, and the judgement is what your buyers turn up for.

Numbers

Every account we run, all time. Not a forecast. The database.

3,493
Conversations started
161
Interested replies
45
Meetings booked
16
Accounts running

Checked against the database on 17 August 2026

Frequently Asked Questions

What does it cost?

One simple monthly fee per system, everything included: setup, training, your own database, and the AI running daily. No long contracts, cancel monthly.

What is the guarantee?

Twenty interested leads, or your money back. An interested lead is somebody who books a meeting with you, or who answers an inbox saying they are interested, and the engine marks it at the time so you can see the count in your dashboard rather than take our word for it at the end. If you are short of twenty, you stop paying and we keep the campaigns running until you get there. If we cannot get you there, you get your money back. The only thing we need from you is that you call the interested leads while they are still warm.

Is my LinkedIn account safe?

The AI runs on your own account through your native connection, and you approve every message before it sends. No ghost accounts, no scraping, no bulk tools. Restriction rate across client accounts is near zero.

Do I have to write anything?

No. The AI drafts every message in your voice, from LinkedIn replies to email follow-ups. Your job is a few minutes of approvals a day and taking the calls that get booked.

How fast is it live?

Setup takes about 30 minutes of your time, the system is live within 7 days, and your first campaign is running within 24 hours of the setup call.