NEON GORILLA
Welcome to
The Neon Gorilla
The Jungle

Demand generation agency

We fill your diary. You close the deals.

Our salespeople, inboxes and real human callers find the people who need you, start the conversation and book them straight into your calendar.

“I’ve never had somebody make an appointment with me like that ever.”
Damien M, Managing Director, Blayde Recruitment

01The problem

You didn't start a business to chase meetings.

But somebody has to. And every usual way of doing it costs you something.

Hire a salesperson

Three months before they get going. Ten meetings a month if they are good. Then they leave, and the contacts leave with them.

Run ads

Form fills from people who are shopping around. The day the budget stops, so does the phone.

Wait for referrals

Lovely when they come. Impossible to plan a month around.

There is a cheaper way

02Cost per meeting

Scroll down. Watch the price of a meeting fall.

Every way of winning new clients has a cost per meeting. Here is what each one really costs, and what you actually get for it.

Cost of one qualified meeting

  1. Paid ads £500 to £1,200

    A form fill from someone shopping around. Someone still has to chase it. Stop paying, and the phone stops too.

  2. Other agencies £300 to £600

    A reply, handed over to you. One or two channels, rarely a phone call. Their data, not yours.

  3. A new sales hire about £410

    One person, one phone, ten meetings a month when they are good. Three months to get going. The contacts leave when they do.

  4. NEON GORILLA £98 to £197

    A decision-maker who said yes and has already spoken to a real person. LinkedIn, inboxes, SMS and human callers, all working at once. Your data stays yours.

Cost per qualified meeting. Ads: WordStream Google Ads benchmarks 2025, business services, at 10 to 20% lead to meeting plus a management fee. Other agencies: published UK and US per-appointment pricing, aggregate. Sales hire: Indeed UK average salary with employer NI and pension, over the Bridge Group 2025 median of ten meetings a month. Ours: modelled from our own campaign; your market and offer decide the result. Read Sep 2026.

How ours gets that low

03How we do it

Four ways in. One meeting in your diary.

We surround the right people with a conversation they actually want to have. Your LinkedIn, plus our salespeople who join your team. Inboxes that land. A friendly text. And a real person who rings them.

We set it all up with you on day one. After that, you don't write a message, send an email or pick up a phone. You just turn up to the meetings.

Meet the people on the phones
Your next clientMeeting in your diaryLinkedInYours, plus our salespeopleEmail inboxesWarmed up, landing in inboxesSMS follow-upsA friendly nudgeHuman callersA real voice, same day
  • LinkedIn Yours, plus our salespeople
  • Email inboxes Warmed up, landing in inboxes
  • SMS follow-ups A friendly nudge
  • Human callers A real voice, same day

04The callers

The part everyone else skips. We pick up the phone.

When someone says “maybe” on LinkedIn or replies to an email, a real person rings them, usually the same day. Not a recording. Not a voicemail drop. A trained British caller who asks the right questions, checks they are a fit and books the time.

66%

of interested people we rang booked a meeting. The benchmark for cold calls is 4.6%.

  1. 09:14Replies on LinkedIn: “maybe next month”
  2. 09:52 Our caller rings. They have a real need before Christmas.
  3. 10:05 Booked for Thursday, 11:00. Notes in your CRM.

Belkins B2B Cold Calling Benchmarks 2026. Ours: 65 meetings from 98 calls to prospects who had said they were interested, one campaign, three accounts, three months, read Sep 2026. The morning shown is an illustration of how a call flows, not a quote.

Now put us next to a sales team

05Side by side

Built to outwork the best sales teams.

A great salesperson is worth their weight in gold. They also have one pair of hands and one phone. Here is one month next to a typical full-time salesperson.

A full-time salesperson NEON GORILLA

LinkedIn touches

~380
1,950 connection requests

Emails

~820
Up to 33,000

Interested people rung

When they find the time
Every one, within 24 hours

Channels at once

One pair of hands
LinkedIn, inboxes, SMS and callers

BDM figures are Bridge Group 2025 daily medians (44 dials, 41 emails, 19 LinkedIn touches) over 20 working days. Ours are modelled at full capacity and not a guarantee.

Don't just take our word for it

06Proof

Here's what happened when they switched it on.

Blayde Recruitment

First meeting booked overnight.

“I committed to a sale quicker than I ever have done.”

Damien M, Managing Director, Blayde Recruitment

Cape Solutions

25 interested conversations in 30 days.

277 new decision-makers connected and 90 replies, from one LinkedIn account.

Our own desk

65 meetings in three months.

5,950 people reached, 752 conversations, 98 said they were interested and every one of them got a call. We run it on ourselves first.

Read the full stories →

What happens if you say yes

07Getting started

Set it up once. Then you just turn up.

  1. Day one

    The setup call

    We learn your market, your best clients and how you talk. Then we build the lists, the messages and the inboxes. That is the only homework you get.

  2. Week one

    We go live

    Your LinkedIn and our salespeople start conversations. Inboxes warm up. The callers get briefed on your business.

  3. From then on

    Meetings land

    Qualified people in your diary, with notes on who they are and why they said yes. A weekly report, and a straight review at 90 days.

No fairy tales: we will not promise you sales. We promise the work, done properly, every week. Our promise →

08Questions

Rather see it built first?

Join the free 45-minute session. I will show you how to run your own LinkedIn outbound, step by step, and you can decide whether you would rather we ran the lot. Next live: Wednesday 14 October.

Questions people ask us

What do I actually have to do?

Come to the setup call and tell us about your best clients. We build everything from there: the lists, the messages, the inboxes, the follow-ups and the calls. Then you turn up to the meetings.

Will this get my LinkedIn restricted?

Not if it is done properly. We run safe daily volumes, spread across your profile and our salespeople's, with limits our system enforces.

Is this just LinkedIn outreach?

No. LinkedIn is one of four ways in, alongside email inboxes, SMS follow-ups and real people on the phone. You are buying qualified meetings, not a message sequence.

How fast does it start?

Setup call on day one, LinkedIn live within a week, inboxes and callers at full pace by week four.

Can you promise me sales?

No. We put people who want to talk in front of you, and we promise the work behind it. Winning the deal is your craft.

What does a meeting cost?

Modelled, £98 to £197 per qualified meeting, depending on your market. We work out your numbers with you on the 1-to-1, before you commit to anything.

Do you use AI?

Behind the scenes, like almost everyone now. People make every call and own every client relationship.

Read how we use AI →

Your next clients are out there right now. Let's go and meet them.