We owe you 1 client in 90 days, or it's free until you get one →
NEON GORILLA
AI Sales & Marketing Systems

WELCOME TOTHE JUNGLE

Your AI + Marketing partner, for the pipeline work you never get to. AI Sales wins you customers. AI Search gets you found. AI Social gets you known.

We owe you 1 client, or it's free until you get one
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The 90-day guarantee

WE OWE YOU 1 CLIENT

Here is the deal. £499/month + VAT. If you don't sign a new client in your first 90 days, Canopy is free until you do. Not a discount, not a credit. You stop paying, we keep working until you win.

YOUR 90-DAY REACH*

  • ~1,950connection requests sent to your ideal clients
  • ~585new first-degree connections (30% acceptance)
  • ~115real conversations started
  • 8-12qualified meetings booked
  • 1-2new clients expected (we guarantee the first)

*Per LinkedIn account, from our standard delivery chain. 521 conversations and 6 booked meetings in 12 days for one recruitment firm.

WHAT'S RUNNING FOR YOU

  • Canopy LinkedIn agent on your own account, every message approved by you
  • Email follow-up engine on your own inboxes (multi-account supported)
  • Your own CRM pipeline database, yours, not rented
  • Claude control layer: daily drafts, meeting agendas, weekly reporting
  • Setup, ICP build and training included, live within 7 days
The Neon Gorilla approving the morning's drafted messages over coffee

RESULTS FROM THE WILD

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PROOF

521 CONVERSATIONS IN 12 DAYS

    One recruitment firm. Their own LinkedIn account, our AI running it: 521 conversations, 52 interested prospects and 6 booked meetings in 12 days.

    Last month the same system booked 30 meetings for our own pipeline.

    • On your account, in your voice
    • Every message approved by you
    • Live within 7 days
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What to expect

WHAT WORKING WITH US IS LIKE

We partner with companies that:

Treat content as a business asset, care about accuracy and credibility, and are willing to fix foundations before scaling.

We’re not a one-off project shop. We’re not cheap volume. We build things that last.

WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU

Your Place in the Jungle

This isn’t for everyone.

Clear Communication

The jungle is unpredictable, but your communication shouldn’t be. Keep the lines open, respond quickly, and don’t hold back. We expect you to be as invested in this process as we are.

Decisive feedback

We’ve been navigating this digital wilderness for years, and we’ve developed strategies that deliver results. Trust the process, even when the path looks wild. True growth comes from letting go.

Trust once direction is set

Once we agree the direction, let the system run. The data decides what changes next, and you see everything it does before it goes anywhere.

We’ll challenge weak ideas.

We’ll stop work that doesn’t make sense.

We’ll protect quality even when it slows things down.

I am ready

Frequently Asked Questions

What does it cost?

£499 a month + VAT per system, everything included: setup, training, your own database, and the AI running daily. No long contracts, cancel monthly.

How does the 90-day guarantee work?

We owe you 1 client. If you don't sign a new client in your first 90 days of AI Sales, Canopy is free until you do: you stop paying and we keep working. The only condition is following the process, including calling your interested leads.

Is my LinkedIn account safe?

The AI runs on your own account through your native connection, and you approve every message before it sends. No ghost accounts, no scraping, no bulk tools. Restriction rate across client accounts is near zero.

Do I have to write anything?

No. The AI drafts every message in your voice, from LinkedIn replies to email follow-ups. Your job is a few minutes of approvals a day and taking the calls that get booked.

How fast is it live?

Setup takes about 30 minutes of your time, the system is live within 7 days, and your first campaign is running within 24 hours of the setup call.