NEON GORILLA

Welcome to
The Neon Gorilla
The Jungle

AI-native marketing systems

Agentic solutions for Sales, Search and Social. We build the engine on your own accounts, run it, and put the meetings in your diary.

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What we build

10X YOUR OUTBOUND WITHOUT 10X THE HEADCOUNT

AI researches every prospect, drafts in your voice and engages them on your own LinkedIn and email, every working day. You approve from your phone. The meetings land in your diary.

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What the engine does, who it does it to, and what shows up in your calendar.

The engine

One funnel, running itself

A LinkedIn tab, a spreadsheet, an inbox and somebody's memory. We join them into one chain and run it. Every handoff below is where a person loses the thread.

  1. 01

    The list

    Your ideal buyer, signed off by you. Not ten thousand names.

  2. 02

    Enrichment

    A name becomes a verified email and a reason to write this week.

  3. 03

    AI research

    An agent reads their actual situation and drafts in your voice.

  4. 04

    LinkedIn

    Your own account, human pace, your name on it.

  5. 05

    Email

    The same conversation, continued in the inbox.

  6. 06

    Booked

    Replies handled, meeting in your calendar.

I've never had somebody make an appointment with me like that ever. What a turn-up that was last night, I'd gone to bed and all of a sudden I had a meeting booked, the first one. I committed to a sale quicker than I ever have done.
Damien McFaul, Managing Director, Blayde Recruitment
The arsenal

Systems, not services.

Start with LinkedIn. Add the inbox when the first tier is paying for itself.

Live in 24 hours
Tier one

LinkedIn Agents

For anyone whose pipeline lives on LinkedIn and stops the week they get busy.

  • Your ideal buyer defined with you and signed off before anything sends
  • An agent that reads each prospect's situation, not their job title
  • Every message queued for your approval before it goes

Real conversations started every week without you running the outreach.

Spec this build
Live in 2 weeks
Tier two

LinkedIn + Email Agents

For teams who want the whole funnel in one place, and a pipeline they trust.

  • Everything in tier one, plus your own inboxes
  • Enrichment chained in, so a name becomes a verified email and a reason to write
  • One sequence across both channels, inside an agentic CRM that updates itself

Every conversation in one pipeline, and a forecast you believe.

Spec this build
The difference

The same job, done by a system

What changes, task by task, when outbound stops depending on somebody having a good week.

Research
Open the profile, read it, work out if they are even the right person.
Every prospect researched at the same depth, every time.
Finding the email
Guess the format, check a tool, give up on the ones that bounce.
A LinkedIn name becomes a verified inbox.
Writing
The first ten are good. The next forty sound like the first ten.
The fortieth is written as carefully as the first.
Follow-up
Day four is fine. Day eleven is where it quietly stops.
Runs the whole sequence across LinkedIn and email without being reminded.
A busy week
The first thing dropped, exactly when you are winning.
No bad weeks, no holidays, no month where delivery took over.
Booking
Four emails to find a slot, and the interest cools.
Handled, and placed in your calendar.
What it costs you
The hours that were supposed to win next quarter's work.
Built once around your business, then it runs.

What it does not do: replace you. It removes the hours, not the judgement, and the judgement is what your buyers turn up for.

Numbers

Every account we run, all time. Not a forecast. The database.

3,493
Conversations started
161
Interested replies
45
Meetings booked
16
Accounts running

Checked against the database on 17 August 2026

Frequently Asked Questions

What does it cost?

One simple monthly fee per system, everything included: setup, training, your own database, and the AI running daily. No long contracts, cancel monthly.

How does the 90-day guarantee work?

We owe you 1 client. If you don't sign a new client in your first 90 days of AI Sales, Canopy is free until you do: you stop paying and we keep working. The only condition is following the process, including calling your interested leads.

Is my LinkedIn account safe?

The AI runs on your own account through your native connection, and you approve every message before it sends. No ghost accounts, no scraping, no bulk tools. Restriction rate across client accounts is near zero.

Do I have to write anything?

No. The AI drafts every message in your voice, from LinkedIn replies to email follow-ups. Your job is a few minutes of approvals a day and taking the calls that get booked.

How fast is it live?

Setup takes about 30 minutes of your time, the system is live within 7 days, and your first campaign is running within 24 hours of the setup call.